Memes
The finance internet's id.
The desk for market memes and desk humor — the jokes the group chat makes when the terminal goes red, screenshotted and sent before the close. Light on spin, heavy on the part everyone's actually thinking.
Where it lives
The best ones go up on Instagram.
Follow the feed for the daily drop, and if you've got one that lands, send it our way — the funniest end up in front of everyone.
From the group chat
“We’re long-term investors,” said the fund, three weeks before the redemption window.
Buy-side hours, sell-side feelings.
Nothing humbles a 10-year DCF like a single earnings call.
The deal isn’t dead, it’s “taking a pause to reassess timing.”
Captions, not screenshots. Market commentary, for laughs — not investment advice.