Everyone said the bulge would be different. It's not. Same comments at midnight, same circular references, except now Seamless got swapped for a "preferred vendor" that only does sad salads. The deal sizes have more zeros and that's about the entire upgrade.
"Same hours worse free dinner" should be on the recruiting brochure for honesty's sake.
The deal sizes having more zeros genuinely does nothing for your Tuesday at 1am, can confirm.
Pitch books, protected weekends that aren’t, and exit-opp math. Say what the desk is thinking but won’t put in an email.
＋ New threadMarkets, deals, and the group chat — for people who read the footnotes.